Following the extraordinary success of his debut DVD, Dr Phil is back with an on stage confession of all those personal and professional mess-ups that have made him one and a half times the doctor he is.... Farting in theatre, falling asleep with a penis enlarger on, making a Jimmy Saville wig for the Pope and the asymmetrical lady-part repair.

By way of balance, he's included other people's disasters too... The turnip birth, the Shrove Tuesday severance, the bedside flambé and the breaking in through the pantry window and slipping onto the ketchup bottle incident. Effortlessly suave and deliciously vulgar in equal measure, this is an ideal gift for doctors and anyone foolish enough to use them.